Marriage : (35) " I’ve done an informal, anecdotal survey about marriage, and I’ve found no evidence that it brings happiness. " - Mary McCormack " All of my marriages lasted seven years. " - Elliott Erwitt " After marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautiful. " - Navjot Singh Sidhu " People ask what the secret of a happy marriage is. If there is one, it’s ‘don’t talk about it.’ " - Jane Asher " Matrimony is the union of meanness and martyrdom. " - Karl Kraus