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" I’m a funny guy. You’ve got to be able to make fun of yourself. We only live once. " - Jon Pardi

" My best characteristic is that I don’t take things too seriously. And my worst characteristic is the same one. There are times when my family wants me to take things seriously and I’ll be mucking about. So I’m aware it’s annoying for everyone else. " - Zoe Ball

" I reserve the right to tell shaggy dog stories or even common jokes as part of what I’m doing. I don’t give a damn if half the audience walks out. " - David Antin

" A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don’t think you can develop a funny bone – you either have it or you don’t. And by the way – when you get it, we don’t know it. " - Carl Reiner

" There was no joke I could make that was too offensive. I can actually remember at least one time where my mother told me something that, I was like, ‘whoa!’ " - Seth MacFarlane

" When I say something untrue on the air, I mean for it to be transparently untrue. I assume people know when I’m just saying something for effect. Or to be funny. " - Ira Glass

" Um, musicians are funnier you know, than actors on the whole. " - Tim Curry

" I am fascinated by real people who are really funny. " - Peter Kay

" But if you don’t watch me, I will try and sneak in some humor. I see humor everywhere in life around me. " - Marion Ross

" Farce is tragedy played at a thousand revolutions per minute. " - John Mortimer