Humor : (305) " You gotta keep the funny intact. " - Seth MacFarlane " People who know me know I have a sense of humor that can really push the envelope. " - Carmen Electra " You can take anything, and if you explore it right, you can make it funny. " - Kaitlin Olson " I guess I tell jokes a lot, but I’m not really that sure because sometimes they don’t laugh, and they just stare at me like I said something insulting. " - Naomi Osaka " Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? " - Frank Moore Colby " There’s so much humor in serious things sometimes. " - Andrea Navedo " I got all sorts of great Nebraska jokes. " - Gordon Gee " I do jokes about what’s funny, and both sides are funny. " - Mark Russell " Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we’ll likely not see another like him. " - Dick Van Dyke " I would be so mad if I saw something called a memoir, and then it was Mike Birbiglia. It would be so infuriating. It’s like, ‘Who is this guy, and why does he have a memoir?’ David Letterman could write a memoir. Joan Rivers could. I’m just a nobody. I’m a comedian and a writer. " - Mike Birbiglia