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" I got a flue shot and now my chimney works perfectly. " - Steve Martin

" I make a point to tweet out really funny comments I get on YouTube videos. I have the most ridiculous ones. " - Clairo

" My daughter is the funniest person I know, and I couldn’t imagine my life without her. " - Donna Air

" I found it quite funny when my teacher at secondary school saw me bowl and wanted me to throw the javelin. So I tried, and I kept hitting the back of my head! " - Fidel Edwards

" I love making jokes on the Internet. " - Jack Schlossberg

" You can’t be funny unless you’re tragic, and you can’t be tragic unless you’re funny. " - Elaine Stritch

" I’m probably a bit of a cheeky grandson like my brother as well. We both tend to take the mickey a bit much. " - Prince William

" I would make jokes about my height so that no one would first. " - Ava Michelle

" I like a person who knows how to say something dark at a very dark moment. The darker the moment and the darker the comic, the better. Something that is so wrong on all levels. " - Octavia Spencer

" I consider myself to have a decent sense of humor. What’s life without a sense of humor? " - Mayer Hawthorne