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" If you have the right voice and the right delivery, you’re cocky enough, and you pound down on the punch line, you can say anything and make people laugh maybe three times before they realize you’re not telling jokes. " - Buddy Hackett

" With my father and sister being very depressed for most of their lives, it was incumbent on me to try to make them laugh, in this ridiculous way. They were the wittiest people I knew, but to get a smile from them was like winning the lottery. " - Miriam Toews

" You can’t satirise darts, because it’s hyper-real as it is; there’s already enough over-the-top madness to it. " - Irvine Welsh

" People probably perceive me as a bit boring because I am a little slow in the humor department, but it’s just hard for me to get jokes when they’re told in English. I am always the last one to get it. " - Yolanda Hadid

" I’m not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do. " - Craig Ferguson

" As a kid, I had to be funny. " - Jamie Farr

" I’ve often said the most difficult things I have to say to people through humour. I can very quickly put someone in their place with it. But we all walk away unscathed because there’s been some funnies around it, and I’ll usually make sure that it comes back at me. " - Dawn French

" There are a lot of funny women in my life. I never understand those movies where there’s eight funny guys and two women who don’t have any opinion or humour. " - Melissa McCarthy

" A character, their ability or inability to laugh at themselves should always be a very, very conscious choice. It’s a very big key to the nature of a human being. " - Grant Bowler

" Nothing is funnier than a true story told by a bitter old black man. " - Michael Che