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" What the real world of 1941 needed most was the release and relief provided by laughter. " - Joseph Barbera

" There are many reluctant young readers who haven’t yet found books that make them laugh. " - Barbara Park

" When you’re small, you either are funny, or you get beat up a lot. " - Tim Conway

" Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? " - Steven Wright

" Let the other guys do the crybaby stuff. Go for the laughs. " - Rip Torn

" I don’t know how to troll people, but there are many out there talking with that intent. I just write something funny that would make people laugh. " - Virender Sehwag

" Men love it. They have a sense of humor, whereas a lot of women are threatened or just don’t get it. " - Lara Flynn Boyle

" And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them. " - Alan King

" I thought it would be funny to go to my Korean dry cleaner and ask her about my head shot, as if it’s the most important thing in the world, and as if it’s something that everyone should weigh on because it’s important to me. " - Billy Eichner

" Comedians get jokes offered to them, rock stars get women and underwear thrown onstage, and I get guys that want to take me fishing. " - Les Claypool