Failure : (537) " A few years after ‘Melrose Place,’ when the luster of ‘Melrose Place’ wore off and what was left was just the stink, and I was just doing bad TV movies, that was a personal low point. I felt I needed to stop doing those, and I did. " - Grant Show " When a locked-room mystery doesn’t work, the solution makes you groan, and the book gets hurled across the room. " - Adrian McKinty " Alcoholic is a big word, but I’d have a hard time defending myself against it in court. " - Frank Skinner " To me, I don’t feel like a dancer. I feel like an idiot trying to be a dancer. " - Nick Lachey " Vietnam ended a failure: repeatedly, to me, Kissinger described it as his greatest, and most persistent regret. But Congress was more to blame than Kissinger. " - Alistair Horne " I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. " - Oscar Wilde " Until I went to Aston Villa I was scoring ‘X’ amount. It just did not happen there. That is it. I have seen it happen with loads of players. " - Ross McCormack " Right before I left ESPN, someone suggested doing a NFL story in the spring. The person was laughed out of the room. " - Rich Eisen " I’m not really a green juice kind of guy. I like feeling downtrodden and worthless when I walk around London and have someone click their tongue at me and tell me to speed up. " - Fionn Whitehead " I mean I was famous for nothing. " - Rick Springfield