Death : (78)

" I’d call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. " - Woody Allen

" The only way to take sorrow out of death is to take love out of life. " - Russell M. Nelson

" I never wanted to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure. " - Clarence Darrow

" I believe everyone should have a good death. You know, with your grandchildren around you, a bit of sobbing. Because after all, tears are appropriate on a death bed. And you say goodbye to your loved ones, making certain that one of them has been left behind to look after the shop. " - Terry Pratchett

" They can’t give a Nobel to someone who’s dead so I think they were probably thinking they had better give it to me now before I popped off. " - Doris Lessing

" Epitaph for a dead waiter – God finally caught his eye. " - George S. Kaufman

" The goal of all life is death. " - Sigmund Freud

" Life itself is but the shadow of death, and souls departed but the shadows of the living. " - Thomas Browne

" I have been here before as a spirit – this is just my physical body, it is just an overcoat. And at death, you will take the overcoat off. " - Glenn Hoddle

" My view is that life is too short. I’m not being melodramatic or anything, but when your mother dies in your arms – just you and her, and it’s one o’clock in the morning, and you’re waiting for her to exhale – you just think, life’s too bloody short to argue about the little things. " - Saffron Aldridge