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" I think it’s actually a misperception that I am a comedic actress. I do more drama than comedy but very little of it has been seen. When you are in big funny movies and they do well and your little part in it kind of explodes people perceive you as a comedian. " - Octavia Spencer

" And as far as actors go, Peter Sellers is my all-time favorite. " - Demetri Martin

" You know how Bed Bath & Beyond sells those white noise machines that help you sleep? And they usually make ocean noises? I want one that’s just David Gergen gently muttering about the economy. " - Jessi Klein

" Most stand-ups, once they have done it, think of it as their default job. I’m pretty sure Jon Stewart still feels that way now. You are a stand-up first; other things come and go. " - John Oliver

" I think the great sketch shows, like ‘Python’ and ‘Mr. Show,’ they didn’t stick around for very long. There’s something kind of cool about that. " - Tim Heidecker

" I have some stand-up bits that are about my family and my abuelita, but most of my stand-up isn’t Latino-based. " - Melissa Villasenor

" I would love to work with Adam Sandler. Because then all I’d have to do is just turn the camera on and off. " - David Zucker

" I recently finished a job, an HBO movie ‘Getting On,’ a very dark comedy. It comes from a British series of the same name. In this role I have no hair, no make up and no nails. I play a very small role; she is not over the top and sassy. " - Niecy Nash

" I don’t do drama. I’m a comedian. " - Tracy Morgan

" If you do a Western that’s funny, there’s no way people don’t call it a spoof or a parody, even though it may not be. " - Adam McKay