Celebrity : (4)

" I get a lot of letters from French lady admirers – and gentlemen. ‘Midsomer’ is a huge hit in France, and it’s all down to the guy dubbing me into French – a middle-aged balding fellow. " - John Nettles

" Paris Hilton, it turns out, is related to fellow celebrity jailbirds Zsa Zsa Gabor and G. Gordon Liddy. " - Steven Pinker

" I once had Rachel McAdams over for lunch, when she was with Michael Sheen, who’s a friend of mine. " - Derren Brown

" My wife didn’t like Hollywood or its stars, but she made an exception when, in 1972, we were invited to dinner – cooked by Frank Sinatra. " - Dick Van Dyke