Whoopi Goldberg : (3) " If I was doing a talk show, I would do the kind of show that comes on just once a month, with amazing guests. " - Whoopi Goldberg " I don’t have to be bam, bam, bam, funny when I’m working. I can tell stories, and there’s some funny in them. " - Whoopi Goldberg " I don’t look like Halle Berry. But chances are she’s going to end up looking like me. " - Whoopi Goldberg