Wanda Sykes : (4) " Men are dogs. Men are dogs. We got to stop it. Men are not dogs. Uh-uh. Dogs are loyal. " - Wanda Sykes " I knew I was outspoken when I was a kid because, whenever my parents had company coming over, they would pay me to leave. ‘Go see your grandmother. Get out of here.’ That was my first paying gig. " - Wanda Sykes " Back then, I was doing more of my impression of what a comic is supposed to do. " - Wanda Sykes " The government shouldn’t be involved in this because it’s very simple. If you don’t believe in same-sex marriage, then don’t marry somebody of the same sex. " - Wanda Sykes