Victoria Coren Mitchell : (2)

" I was never, in my whole school career, given a job as a monitor, a form captain, or a prefect. I never won any kind of prize. " - Victoria Coren Mitchell

" If you find it difficult to draw a neat line with an eyeliner pencil, start with a big, thick, wonky line and then reduce it with eye makeup remover. This is serious advice. I do this every single time I put makeup on. " - Victoria Coren Mitchell