Tim Conway : (4)

" If I wouldn’t offend my religion or God, why would I want to offend an audience because in effect those people are being watched over by the same person. " - Tim Conway

" When you’re small, you either are funny, or you get beat up a lot. " - Tim Conway

" I don’t watch a lot of TV anymore. A lot of it isn’t the kind of thing you can feel comfortable with watching with your kids. And I still feel that way even though, now, my kids are in their 30s. " - Tim Conway

" I was dyslexic – was, still am – ’cause I would see words that weren’t there. And people just started laughing, and I thought, well, this is a good way to make a living. I’ll just go downtown to read and have people laugh, you know? " - Tim Conway