Steve Rushin : (4)

" When should a man stop wearing sports jerseys? When the buttons of his White Sox top finally pop, like rivets on a distressed ocean liner? When the pinstripes of his Yankees shirt have grown wider at the midsection than at the top, as the longitudinal lines on a globe? " - Steve Rushin

" We can project just about anything we want onto NFL owners – one of them is named Arthur Blank, for heaven’s sake. He’s a walking Mad Lib, just waiting for us to complete him. " - Steve Rushin

" If you’ve never quit anything, you really ought to try. And if at first you don’t succeed, try again. " - Steve Rushin

" Golf balls are sweet: dimpled and sometimes even smiling. " - Steve Rushin