Sean Evans : (7)

" If you want to be universally loved, forget a career in broadcasting. You can’t compliment a team without necessarily dissing their opponent. " - Sean Evans

" It’s weird, but I’m so empathetic; when I see people dying on hot sauce, I do feel for them. And I’m a Midwestern guy, so I think I’m just naturally nice and polite. " - Sean Evans

" Not everyone’s going to agree to eat chicken wings, that’s obviously an enormous catch to our show, that’s an enormous ask. It’s not easy to get anyone to do your show, but on ‘Hot Ones,’ you have to eat scorching-hot chicken wings. So it’s always going to be a challenge to book, in my opinion, no matter how popular it is in the zeitgeist. " - Sean Evans

" If your Facebook page has turned into a shrine to your relationship, pet, or newborn, no one will say anything, but all who are subjected to your news feed are totally annoyed. Super fans who turn their profiles into mausoleums dedicated to their teams are equally insufferable and one hundred times more pathetic. " - Sean Evans

" Boston is one of the country’s more insecure cities and see you it in Celtics fans. " - Sean Evans

" Preparing America’s student loan crippled grads to enter a hopeless and crowded job market is no easy task, which is why we should show more love to our nation’s professors. " - Sean Evans

" Award shows in general are just lame excuses to stroke the egos of millionaires, but the ‘ESPY’s’ are an especially embarrassing example. " - Sean Evans