Russell Howard : (6)

" I never really wanted to be on telly. " - Russell Howard

" The British Museum is great for seeing how excellent we were at stealing things. " - Russell Howard

" Death by rats would be the worst. " - Russell Howard

" Question Time’ is a nice forum for reasoned political debate. There’s no point having me on there trying to crack jokes. " - Russell Howard

" The Edinburgh Fringe is a tough beast and you do whatever you can to get through it. But it’s really the worst place to see comedians; everyone is so tense and nervous because it feels like Ofsted inspectors are out there. " - Russell Howard

" At a gig in Liverpool I had this lady give me 21 cup cakes she had made herself. It’s not really rock’n’roll is it? Tom Jones gets pants thrown at him and I get given fairy cakes. " - Russell Howard