Roseanne Barr : (4) " I can’t have cats around me because they try to steal my energy. " - Roseanne Barr " I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what I wrote. " - Roseanne Barr " You know when you first get rich, and you, like, just buy everything that you see? I did that for several years. And I have sheds full of things, maybe sometimes nine copies of the same thing. " - Roseanne Barr " I do say that I am in favor of the return of the guillotine and that is for the worst of the worst of the guilty. " - Roseanne Barr