Ronnie Barker : (3)

" In a packed programme tonight, I shall be having a word with a man who goes in for meditation, because he thinks it’s better than sitting around doing nothing. " - Ronnie Barker

" Don’t just crit their siticising. " - Ronnie Barker

" The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. " - Ronnie Barker