Ron White : (10)

" I’ve got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called ‘Jayne Mansfield’s Car.’ I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie. " - Ron White

" The next time you have a thought… let it go. " - Ron White

" I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help. " - Ron White

" I pretty much give both barrels every time I walk on stage. " - Ron White

" The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper. " - Ron White

" I don’t live under the illusion we don’t need a military to protect this country. " - Ron White

" I go to more open mic nights than open mikers. " - Ron White

" We always go out looking for live music after our shows. " - Ron White

" I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit. " - Ron White

" Comedy is great because there’s no overhead. " - Ron White