Ron Funches : (2)

" I think I’d probably be really good friends with Hulk Hogan. I think we’d get along, and I’d, like, chill him out because he’d be all rambunctious and rowdy, and I’d be like, ‘Chill out, Hulk Hogan. Everything will be okay.’ And he’d be like, ‘Thanks, Ron.’ And then we’d form a friendship. " - Ron Funches

" Chicago is an extremely rough place to grow up in. Especially if you’re the only brother on the block that’s into bumpin’ Alanis Morrisette… So ‘You Oughta Know,’ I moved to Oregon. " - Ron Funches