Rodney Dangerfield : (5)

" Life is just a bowl of pits. " - Rodney Dangerfield

" I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her. " - Rodney Dangerfield

" When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. " - Rodney Dangerfield

" On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. " - Rodney Dangerfield

" What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm. " - Rodney Dangerfield