Robert Webb : (2) " Slow, skinny, and an utter countryside coward: I lived in dread of nettles, spiders, and the very sound of a wasp. As a victim, I was beneath the dignity of the bullies in my year but fair game to the ones in the year below. " - Robert Webb " I was an usher at the Lyric Theatre Hammersmith. You had to watch whatever play they had on 40 times. " - Robert Webb