Ralphie May : (7)

" There’s a big difference between being racist and racially insensitive. " - Ralphie May

" We are all fingers on the same hand. We may not look alike, but we are all needed. " - Ralphie May

" In my entire life I’ve spent maybe three weeks with my dad under the same roof. " - Ralphie May

" The overwhelming majority of my material has very little to do with my weight. It’s certainly not the crux of my material. " - Ralphie May

" If I can make you laugh and learn, I want to be like George Carlin and Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy and Sam Kinison and Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle. I want to be of that ilk, I don’t want to just make you laugh, I want to make you think. " - Ralphie May

" My audience has accepted me for a long time as, you know, not a fat comedian but a comedian who happens to be fat. That’s a huge difference. " - Ralphie May

" Most comics give you what you want. I give you what you need. " - Ralphie May