Pete Holmes : (4)

" I think my mom recognized that I liked people to be happy. I like people to get along. And I like to be a peacemaker. And I liked the church. So she was like, ‘You should be a youth pastor.’ " - Pete Holmes

" My mom wanted me to be a youth pastor, and when I became a comedian, she said it was close enough. " - Pete Holmes

" I love ‘Year One.’ I read ‘Year One’ over and over again. " - Pete Holmes

" When it comes to being called a pronoun, sometimes I like to call other people ‘me.’ I go, like, ‘Oh, these mes voted for Trump. This me is begging for change. This me is driving me to the airport.’ I find that useful instead of going, like – because it’s so pleasant to go ‘you.’ " - Pete Holmes