Patti Harrison : (3)

" If you constantly draw attention to yourself, spend all day distracting everyone, and cost taxpayers millions of dollars, the perfect job for you isn’t the military – it’s the President of the United States. " - Patti Harrison

" I feel like I’m just pretty – any time I have, like, a lot of emotions happening at one time, I just – everything gets really, like, muddy. Like, I feel just, like, in a haze or something. " - Patti Harrison

" There’s like a little bit of a narcissism – I think there’s more than a little bit of narcissism about it, but it’s just that you can become so anxious and self-obsessive about whether this thing that I’m writing is good; is this joke that I’m making good? " - Patti Harrison