Omid Djalili : (4)

" If I’ve got to carry this bit of fat around my stomach for the rest of my life, then I apologise to my pallbearers. I’ll be heavy when they carry my coffin. " - Omid Djalili

" But as a Bahai I don’t reject Mohammed. Nor any other faith, because by rejecting one, you reject them all. " - Omid Djalili

" I think for any comedian to come and get big laughs from a really tough, discerning, comedy-literate audience, it is the biggest stamp of approval. " - Omid Djalili

" Unbelievably, I was to have an encounter with Mel Smith when he came to my school to watch ‘The Scott Joplin Revue’ – my first ever play. There was never a real explanation as to why he was there. " - Omid Djalili