Noel Fielding : (5) " My friends who have kids look like they haven’t been to bed for a year. " - Noel Fielding " When you’re 14 and you’re with your friends, you laugh about really stupid stuff, but as you get older, the laughter inside you dies. When you’re older, you need a bit of help. " - Noel Fielding " I quite like bacon sandwiches because they’re colourful. Mashed potato on toast is fine. But colourful and easy to eat is best. " - Noel Fielding " I bought two sculptures of two baboons called Lord and Lady Muck on an antique piece of furniture from an art exhibition, and it was quite expensive. It was very expensive, actually – way too expensive. " - Noel Fielding " I wanted to create the weirdest show ever made on television – a punky, prog-rock nightmare of lurid colours. " - Noel Fielding