Michael McIntyre : (6) " I had a great moment with Michael Buble where I asked him if he could teach me to sing like him and he said why we don’t sing together, so we did! It was great because my wife and children came to watch his performance. " - Michael McIntyre " If you can help it, don’t be rude to people. When you’re rude about someone and the audience laugh you can’t deny that it’s a bullying laugh. " - Michael McIntyre " I think actually performing on stage when everyone’s facing you and you’re one person facing them, that is quite a lonely thing in a strange way. You have to be quite insular from everybody else, you’ve got thousands of people staring at you and you’re just on your own. " - Michael McIntyre " I’ve got some Jewish ancestry and I don’t like waste. " - Michael McIntyre " Sometimes I worry about things changing and people not liking me any more. As a comedian you do feel like you’re walking on a knife edge. " - Michael McIntyre " One of the weirdest things about Christmas in this country is that people love to watch ‘EastEnders’ when everyone’s in floods of tears and there’s a huge row. I don’t know if watching it makes them feel better about their own day. Personally, I would rather try to be a bit more positive! " - Michael McIntyre