Maz Jobrani : (5)

" Your stereotypical L.A. Persian kids were not working at Sbarro pizza in the mall, but I was. " - Maz Jobrani

" I’ve grown so accustomed to my life in L.A., going to a Coffee Bean or getting breakfast at Kings Road Cafe. I’ve seen a lot of the world, but the diversity we have here is different. It’s a mishmash, which is a nice comfort. " - Maz Jobrani

" Comedy can take you a lot further in getting your point across. People are entertained, and then, by being entertained, they get your point. " - Maz Jobrani

" When you have demonization of a group of people, it’s easy to clump them all together and not understand them. " - Maz Jobrani

" As a Middle Eastern male, I know there’s certain things I’m not supposed to say on an airplane in the U.S., right? I’m not supposed to be walking down the aisle, and be like, ‘Hi, Jack.’ That’s not cool. Even if I’m there with my friend named Jack, I say, ‘Greetings, Jack. Salutations, Jack.’ Never ‘Hi, Jack.’ " - Maz Jobrani