Mark Thomas : (3)

" People innately have lots of solutions. It sounds like an obvious thing, but everyone thinks that they can be prime minister; everyone thinks that they can do a better job. " - Mark Thomas

" One can only guess the amount of magic mushrooms a sane person would have to consume to believe that a frisbee constituted a genuine threat to roughly 3,000 police officers. " - Mark Thomas

" The only deadline is the one I give myself. " - Mark Thomas