Mae West : (8) " A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. " - Mae West " Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. " - Mae West " Any time you got nothing to do – and lots of time to do it – come on up. " - Mae West " I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. " - Mae West " I always say, keep a diary and someday it’ll keep you. " - Mae West " A hard man is good to find. " - Mae West " I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it. " - Mae West " I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure. " - Mae West