Lewis Black : (3)

" I’m a selfish, little pig of a man. " - Lewis Black

" Basically I wake up in the morning and I think everything’s going to be great. I’m really kind of optimistic, and I look forward to a new day. I pick up ‘The New York Times,’ and I look at the front page and realize that once again I’m wrong. I start to fixate on stuff. " - Lewis Black

" When it comes to idiots, America’s got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out. " - Lewis Black