Les Claypool : (3) " I’m a big believer in spontaneity. " - Les Claypool " I’ve had fish come up on stage, and it’s pretty disgusting. I try and discourage that. I discourage anything flying up on stage, actually. " - Les Claypool " Comedians get jokes offered to them, rock stars get women and underwear thrown onstage, and I get guys that want to take me fishing. " - Les Claypool