Julie Brown : (2)

" It would be thrilling if I could be boycotted or something. I think that’s part of the thrill Madonna gets, when you know you’ve hit a nerve. But that doesn’t scare me. To me what would be a lot scarier would be like appearing on an episode of ‘Full House’ or something. " - Julie Brown

" I got confused. I thought it was a K.Y. scare, so I bought 2000 jars of personal lubricant. I still have some. " - Julie Brown