Johnny Depp : (7) " The thing is, even if you’re playing sort of a heightened character and playing inside sort of a heightened reality, you can still apply your own truths to those characters. " - Johnny Depp " I am doing things that are true to me. The only thing I have a problem with is being labeled. " - Johnny Depp " I have this fear of clowns, so I think that if I surround myself with them, it will ward off all evil. " - Johnny Depp " I marketed pens – on the phone. But the beauty of the gig was that you had to call these strangers and say, ‘Hi, how ya doing?’ You made up a name, like, ‘Hey, it’s Edward Quartermaine from California. You’re eligible to receive this grandfather clock or a trip to Tahiti.’ You promise them all these things if they buy a gross of pens. " - Johnny Depp " I may have a feather duster down my pants. " - Johnny Depp " Things go wrong for me all the time with technology. I’m not familiar enough with it, and I’m too old-school a brain to be able to figure it out. I’m dumb. Anything that I have to attack with my thumbs, for any period of time, makes me feel stupid. So, I try to avoid it, as much as possible, to protect my thumbs. " - Johnny Depp " Here’s the thing – if Donald Trump is elected president of the United States, in a kind of historical way, it’s exciting because we will see the actual last president of the United States. It just won’t work after that. " - Johnny Depp