John Oliver : (3) " Most stand-ups, once they have done it, think of it as their default job. I’m pretty sure Jon Stewart still feels that way now. You are a stand-up first; other things come and go. " - John Oliver " A Southern accent is not a club in my bag. " - John Oliver " I really love stand-up. I’m more than happy to do it for nothing. I’ve come to America to do it for nothing. It’s the American Dream: Work for free. " - John Oliver