John Bishop : (5) " I know what it’s like to have nothing. " - John Bishop " If you have three children under the age of four, as I did, you have to make choices, because you cannot hold hands with all of them. " - John Bishop " As a comedian, you have to say something that people relate to, or nobody laughs. " - John Bishop " In my comedy when there’s a victim, it’s me. " - John Bishop " As an actor, you have to perform the character in the way that people relate to. " - John Bishop