Jim Jefferies : (3)

" Comedy comes out of everyone’s worst day. No one writes a sitcom episode about everyone having a good day. It’s always about someone being locked out of their house or someone being dumped or whatever. " - Jim Jefferies

" I had a head injury when I was living in England; I was in the hospital for three days, and they didn’t even ask for my name. I spent three days in there. And then, when I was done, I just got up and left. I wasn’t a British citizen; I was there on a work permit. " - Jim Jefferies

" One of the flaws in the American dream is that there isn’t as much of a safety net as you may get in other countries. " - Jim Jefferies