Jeff Ross : (4)

" Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn’t offend somebody it’s probably not a joke. It’s probably an observation that’s not funny. It’s gotta offend somebody somewhere. " - Jeff Ross

" With everybody having a Facebook and a Twitter, I feel like regular people consider themselves stars. It’s a live, real-time upload of every time we buy a pair of socks, the most telling sign that we’re losing our politeness. When you know everything about somebody, you can talk to them any way you please. " - Jeff Ross

" If you keep looking backwards, you don’t go anywhere. " - Jeff Ross

" Comedians second-guessing themselves is scary. Poor taste is not a crime and we can’t forget that. " - Jeff Ross