Jeanne Marie Laskas : (4)

" Working in a gun store is hard on your feet and your back. " - Jeanne Marie Laskas

" Football is in a guy’s DNA. A primal thing. You should play it so you can talk about the glory days when you get older and drink Bud with the guys from the office. Get it done when you’re young, while you have the chance. " - Jeanne Marie Laskas

" Bob Dole. He’s like the neighbors’ Labrador retriever your dad used to curse for all that barking, all that darn digging in your mom’s tulip bed, and now look, you live next door to a godforsaken pack of teeth-baring rabid Pomeranians, and, good golly, Bob Dole! " - Jeanne Marie Laskas

" LaGuardia Airport is tiny compared to its sleek modern counterparts, like Atlanta or Denver with their endless parallel runways spread over thousands of acres. " - Jeanne Marie Laskas