Jay Leno : (4)

" I didn’t realize it was October until I saw the Chicago Cubs choking. " - Jay Leno

" Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good ‘ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers. " - Jay Leno

" People don’t mind if you have a lot of money if they know you’re working for it. " - Jay Leno

" The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow ‘Operation Re-elect Bush’ doesn’t seem to be popular. " - Jay Leno