Jasper Carrott : (3)

" I learned a lot about human nature. So much, in fact, that human nature will be my specialist subject on ‘Mastermind’. " - Jasper Carrott

" I am amazed at radio DJ’s today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for. " - Jasper Carrott

" After leaving school, I got a job in a department store not dissimilar to Grace Bros in ‘Are You Being Served?’ " - Jasper Carrott