George Carlin : (4)

" When someone is impatient and says, ‘I haven’t got all day,’ I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day? " - George Carlin

" Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another. " - George Carlin

" Religion is just mind control. " - George Carlin

" The status quo sucks. " - George Carlin