Ethan Slater : (3) " In my senior year of high school, I was doing a dance with a bunch of friends for the talent show, and my pants split entirely in half. It was incredible. " - Ethan Slater " SpongeBob has these qualities that I aspire to. Sure, he’s a little naive, maybe, but he’s so optimistic and is able to put his love of his friends and family above everything else. " - Ethan Slater " We all should be so lucky to be as optimistic as SpongeBob. " - Ethan Slater