Elvis Mitchell : (9) " The world may not be ready yet for the film equivalent of books on tape, but this peculiar phenomenon has arrived in the form of the film adaptation of J. K. Rowling’s ‘Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone.’ " - Elvis Mitchell " ‘Old School’ is so breezy it could be a late-night talk show, especially when Craig Kilborn, of ‘The Late Late Show,’ sidles into camera range as a particularly loathsome competitor to Mitch. " - Elvis Mitchell " The Ebert thing just didn’t work out. We just couldn’t, like, come to an agreement. And ‘Movieline’, they obviously didn’t want me, because they fired me. " - Elvis Mitchell " My parents are from Hattiesburg, Mississippi, and I feel like it’s an old Southern thing where people say that, as a kid, you can be an astronaut or a ballerina or a singer, but as a grown person, you need to go and get a job. " - Elvis Mitchell " It may be a bit early to make such judgments, but ‘Battlefield Earth’ may well turn out to be the worst movie of this century. " - Elvis Mitchell " ‘Black Hawk Down’ has such distinctive visual aplomb that its jingoism starts to feel like part of its atmosphere. " - Elvis Mitchell " In 2013, when it turned out that the plot of LaBeouf’s short film ‘HowardCantour.com’ (2012) had been purloined from graphic novelist Daniel Clowes’s 2007 comic ‘Justin M. Damiano’, the actor-director responded with a series of tweet apologies that also appeared to be shoplifted. " - Elvis Mitchell " Do you remember where you were when Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett died? " - Elvis Mitchell " Mike Mignola’s ‘Hellboy’ comics have a drizzly, musty gothic ambience – the same fetid air that H. P. Lovecraft circulated in his fiction. " - Elvis Mitchell