Diablo Cody : (5) " I wrote a screenplay for a ‘Sweet Valley High’ adaptation, and it’s really amazing to me how many women who are my age have responded to the idea and are excited about the movie. " - Diablo Cody " I always say when you write a book, you’re a ‘one-man band.’ Whereas, when you finish a screenplay, it’s just a sketch. " - Diablo Cody " The Rolling Stones are so versatile, they’re like the band version of that Infinite Dress they sell on QVC. " - Diablo Cody " Couture gowns are like gremlins; you can’t expose them to bright light or get them wet. " - Diablo Cody " I have never been an ambitious person, and my participation in this industry is a fluke, but only male writers can afford to be coy and self-deprecating. " - Diablo Cody