David Carradine : (5) " There was an incident in Argentina when I was making a film called ‘The Warrior and the Sorceress.’ There were, like, 40, 50 sword fighters and martial artists on the set, and one of the sword fighters challenged me. I said, ‘Look, you don’t want to fight me. Nobody wants to fight me. You gotta be crazy to want to fight me.’ " - David Carradine " In the second installment, I pretty much dominate the show. Somehow or another, though, I manage to apparently dominate the first show pretty well with just my voice and my hands and a shot of my boots kicking cartridges out of the way. " - David Carradine " I’ve never been in prison. I’ve been in jail a lot. But I’ve never actually been sentenced to anything. " - David Carradine " ‘Born to play? Hmmm. Probably Romeo… or Hamlet, I guess. Also, I’d be a great Alexander the Great. " - David Carradine " It’s weird, because everywhere I go, people yell, ‘Grasshopper!’ or ‘Bill!’ but down there in Mexico or Colombia or anywhere in South America or most of Europe, people will yell, ‘Serpent’s Egg!’ And I’ll go, ‘Wow, man, these people are really hip.’ " - David Carradine