Dave Barry : (4)

" It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. " - Dave Barry

" Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects. " - Dave Barry

" American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it. " - Dave Barry

" It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money. " - Dave Barry