Dan Jenkins : (4) " My aunt got me interested in journalism – she found an old typewriter, had it worked over, put it on the dining room table, gave me a stack of paper and said, ‘Play like you’re a writer.’ " - Dan Jenkins " Nobody else is Tiger Woods. Not on this planet. " - Dan Jenkins " When I was a lad in my 20s, as carefree and debonair as any other underpaid newspaperman, I happened to be a golfer who could flirt with par fairly often, and I was adventurous enough in those days to play any known or unknown thief who showed up at Goat Hills for whatever amount he fancied. " - Dan Jenkins " There was a time when caddies couldn’t wear shorts. " - Dan Jenkins