Craig Ferguson : (6)

" I’m not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do. " - Craig Ferguson

" I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It’s 12:30 at night, you don’t want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you. " - Craig Ferguson

" Other than the laws of physics, rules have never really worked out for me. " - Craig Ferguson

" I used to believe, like many people who come from poor backgrounds, that it gave me an edge, but I think that’s just something we have to tell ourselves to get by sometimes. I don’t believe that anymore. Children of privilege can be just as talented and clever as anybody else. " - Craig Ferguson

" The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman. " - Craig Ferguson

" It’s like, it’s kind of like if you ever had a car and it was a bit of a clunker but you love it, that’s my show. It’s a bit of a clunker but I know where everything is and I like it. " - Craig Ferguson